Tuesday 15 February 2011

Valentine's Day Blues

I just had to mention how abysmally awful Valentine's Day was. I put an invitation to a movie on my time-line and nobody took me up. That was really uncool, but I spent the money on vodka instead so I guess it wasn't that bad. The vodka sent me to sleep early though, and made me wake up in the middle of the night with a certain  anatomical feature blood-filled. Anyway that's no big deal, it's always like that these days...
So all in all St. Valentine can imbibe a phallus and expire over an indeterminate period.
That is all.

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